Guy: Yo, that Hamburgler’s a scary motherfucker, ’cause you never know what that nigga be sayin’. He be all “robble robble robble robble” and shit!
–23rd & 6th
Hobo: Spare some change?…Why are you so selfish?
Man: Why are you so poor?
–West 4th Street & 6th Avenue
Perceptive woman: Anytime you overhear people, if you only hear a second of what they say, it’s always completely stupid.
The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other.
Hobo: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.
I have been involved in all of the initial work leading up to the Windows Live announcement and am glad to finally be able to talk about why we are adding 1,500 new employees into MSN this year.
Microsoft is hiring 1500 people for Windows Live.
If VE cleaned up the look and feel of the visual interface a bit and added just a little functionality to their API, thier service would be a serious threat to Google Maps, especially considering VE’s no restrictions use policy makes Google Maps restrictions look downright draconian. Google’s mapping service also has the restriction of not being able to work in the desktop environment which a big road block for anything other than web site development.
Of couse both have to compete with the new Yahoo Maps Beta, which IMHO, blows both VE and Google out of the water in terms of functionality. The only drawback being the lack of aerial imagery.