Lipstick

“I was just your average hockey mom. I love those hockey moms, you know, they say, what is the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick. I was just your average hockey mom and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids’ public education better.”

– Sarah Palin

“You can put lipstick on a pig,” he said as the crowd cheered. “It’s still a pig.”

– Barack Obama